Thou shallt not lust.......

Okay my cousin Dustin requested to hear about something crazy Hank has done or seen at the hospital so here goes. This month he is working in the ER so you can just imagine what comes in at all hours of the night. I think this one will top them all for the month. One night this week a man comes in with his "thing" cut off. He did it himself because he said he did not want to lust anymore!! Well, the man panics and brings "it" in for them to sew back on. They sewed "it" back on, but the next day "it" died and they had to take "it" back off. There was no hope for "it". The poor guy is left with no "it" for the rest of his life. And the worst part is, he is still going to go on lusting. This story was even on the 6 o'clock news!!